'If Golf Were the Only Game' by Bob Cram
Old-timers in the Puget Sound area will remember Bob Cram as the cartooning weatherman for KING-TV for many years, whether or not they golfed. Tennis fans will recall the guy from his drawings of the Seattle Tennis Club, and outdoorsy folks ought to know that he illustrated "Backpacking, One Step At a Time," a classic book now in its 10th printing.
Now Cram has attacked golf. He blames me for getting him hooked on this most masochistic of endeavors, but I know it was his wife. In any case, "Bunker Bob," a name he acquired when we were in Hawaii, has come up with a funny book whose premise is that the only game extant since the dawn of man has been golf.
Illustrations drawn with Cram's usual verve emanating from his warped mind depict a different scenario on each page, opening with the Founding Fathers of our country debating The Rules of Golf. George Washington's honesty in "Father, I cannot tell a lie, I took an eight," with the young president-to-be (in 18th Century garb) making the admission to his father, each holding a golf club.
He depicts hockey, pool, basketball, fencing, hunting, football and other sports, all within a golf motif and illustrated accordingly and brilliantly. He offers tips, like golfing doctors awareness of club selection garbed in surgical scrubs and masks; "Good Footwear" shows a nonchalant hacker looking in one direction as he kicks his ball the other way out of the rough. Remembering to remove car keys and wallet before angrily throwing your golf bag in the lake is another of his advisories.
"Tough Hole" is a caricature of the old opening hole at Whispering Rattlesnakes Golf and Flubbers Club (full disclosure: that's this book reviewer's ultra-private course in Winthrop, Wash.). Another cartoon depicts a brute of a fellow winding up for the first use of a titanium golf ball in the shot-put. And there's Moses parting the water hazard en route to the famed 17th green at TPC Sawgrass.
In this book Cram is at his best depicting golfers at their worst, and more than most of the players I have accompanied, his worst usually involves aerobatic displays of clubs. Upon releasing his stick into a water hazard, or woodland or jungle (Hawaii again), he verbally identifies the flight as helicopter, dive bomber and once as a dune buggy. He does this not "to a T" but usually to an "F." Several in fact.
The book, coffee-table size and soft-bound, has a second valuable function. If you have kids or grandkids, each of the 126 pages of illustrations makes a wonderful Crayola-fest for the little ones, if you have not beaten them to it with your own coloring utensils.
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If you have kids or grandkids, each of the 126 pages of illustrations makes a wonderful Crayola-fest for the little ones, if you have not beaten them to it with your own coloring utensils. Perhaps because it's self-published by the 85-year-old Normandy
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How was Moses saved when he was a baby? A more liberal view maintains that it was the Ten Commandments revealed on that day and biblical man wrote the rest of The Torah over a period of time. The Beginners Bible Old Testament Favorites CD-ROM: Noah’s Ark, Moses and David Activity Centers Your favorite Old Testament Bible characters come to life in this CD-ROM for children and adults. Pages include ‘hidden in the bullrushes’, 10 plagues, Golden Calf, warning the Pharaoh, and Moses commanding the waves with his staff. Moses Crossword on Moses from Exodus Kids Clubs 4 Jesus Bible Lessons – PDF resource which includes memory verse, key points, scripture reference object lesson or drama as well as word search, quiz, crossword puzzle, colouring page. Description from Publisher Moses Crosses the Red Sea: A Story of Faith and Courage (Story from The Prince of Egypt ) By Mary Manz Simon Courage is the focus. And, in Brian Wildsmith’s hands, this familiar journey comes alive against stunning backdrops–from the great palaces of ancient Egypt, to the vast expanses of the Sinai’s mountains and wilderness, to the peaceful place God’s people can finally call home. Description from School Library Journal Moses: Retold from the Bible By Leonard Everett Fisher Fisher’s version of the biblical story of Moses and the Exodus from Egypt suggests a great staged pageant, with richly colored paintings in the artist’s signature style.
As long as Moses held the rod up, Israel dominated the fighting, but if Moses let down his hands, the tide of the battle turned in favor of the Amalekites. Moses responds by pleading to Allah that he and his brother Aaron be separated from the rebellious Israelites. Moses was met on his arrival in Egypt by his elder brother, Aaron, and gained a hearing with his oppressed brethren. We grant generous reproduction rights for use of our coloring pages in school, church, Sunday School, VBS, missions, homeschools, etc.
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